Southwest Capital Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another day at Southwest Capital Bank when an elderly gentleman arrived early in the morning. As he approached the front door, he noticed something peculiar—every time he walked through, the security camera seemed to wink at him. Finally, after several winks and a few awkward smiles, the old man decided it was time for lunch. He left the bank, only to return later with a sandwich from the deli next door. Turns out, the security guard had been flirting with him all along—and everyone got a good laugh out of it.

2. It was a chilly autumn morning when a delivery driver pulled up to Southwest Capital Bank with a peculiar package. As he approached the front door, a sudden gust of wind sent a pile of old newspapers flying from his truck—all dated exactly one year prior. The delivery driver bent down to pick them up just as the bank manager emerged from inside. ‘What’s that you’re doing?’ asked an amused voice. The driver stood up, dusting off his clothes and smiling sheepishly. ‘Just trying to avoid another headline like last year,’ he replied, nodding towards the papers. The manager chuckled, shaking his head. ‘Welcome back, Mr. Delivery Driver. Same old routine.’

3. A little girl walked into the Southwest Capital Bank with her piggybank in hand, clearly intent on making a deposit. The teller smiled warmly as she approached, but her eyes widened slightly when she noticed something unusual: the girl's piggybank had tiny feet and was wearing a miniature suit. The teller blinked a few times before breaking into a giggle. ‘I’ve never seen anything like that!’ she said. The little girl just beamed proudly, holding up her piggybank’s tiny ID badge that read “Mr. Piggy.” Turning back to the bank’s regulars, she announced cheerfully, ‘He works for Daddy!’

4. On a typical Monday morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Southwest Capital Bank. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something odd on the front door: ‘Today is your lucky day! Free cookies for everyone inside.’ He opened the door and was greeted by a line of smiling faces and a wafting scent of freshly baked cookies. A friendly teller said, 'Help yourself!' The driver took one bite and nearly choked—cookies were filled with dollar bills! Turns out, it was just an elaborate prank by a neighbor who loved practical jokes.