Smith’s Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers were gathering their prescriptions, an announcement crackled over Smith’s Pharmacy intercom: ‘Attention please—your medication may cure what ails you, but it might also make your hair grow three inches overnight.’ A delivery driver, who heard the announcement, asked curiously, 'What if I already have three-inch hair?' The pharmacist shrugged and replied, 'Then you'll be bald tomorrow!' And ever since then, whenever someone mentions Smith's Pharmacy, people joke about its magical hair-growing pills.

2. One day, while stocking shelves in Smith’s Pharmacy, a delivery driver found an old, dusty box labeled ‘Free Samples.’ Curious, he opened it and pulled out a small bottle marked simply ‘Energy Booster.’ The next day, every customer received a mysterious vial with instructions to drink ‘once daily for increased vigor.’ Overnight, everyone in town was buzzing about the free energy booster. A regular complained that his dog drank one too—and now barks non-stop for hours. The pharmacist shrugged, saying only, 'At least he’s full of energy!'

3. At dawn, when most pharmacies are still quiet, Smith's Pharmacy hummed with activity. A delivery driver arrived with a mysterious package, its label unreadable. The pharmacist, an old gentleman known for his quirks, opened the box curiously. Inside was a bottle of unusual vintage and a note reading: 'For your special customers.' Turns out it was a prank from a local winemaker who thought Smith's had the best taste buds in town.

4. At midnight, when Smith’s Pharmacy should have been dark and empty, a soft clicking sound echoed through its aisles. No one could explain it—neither the night shift nor the neighbors. One night, an elderly delivery driver heard the clicks and thought it was his keys jingling in his pocket. Turns out, he’d left them on the counter—and they were just echoing off the shelves. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh.