About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Post Office Express, he noticed something odd—a soft humming sound like bees buzzing in unison. Curious, he stepped inside, only to discover that every envelope and package seemed to be whispering its own secret message. As he approached each letterbox, they seemed to sing softly together, ‘Open me… open me…’ Finally, a regular customer walked by and asked what was going on. The driver whispered back, ‘I don’t know, but I’m not taking any chances today!’ They both laughed, and life returned to normal—just another strange evening at Post Office Express.
2. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Post Office Express, he noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he opened the door and found the mail sorting machine playing old-time jazz tunes instead of its usual beeps. As he approached the control panel, the machine suddenly switched to singing ‘Happy Birthday’ in a scratchy voice. Startled, the driver looked around but saw no-one. Then, from behind him, a friendly voice said, ‘Delivery’s here!’ Turning, he saw an elderly gentleman smiling warmly. The driver realized it was just the neighborhood grocer, who’d come to pick up his mail-order groceries. They both laughed, and the grocer left with his packages while the machine returned to its normal beeping.
3. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Post Office Express, an elderly gentleman approached him with a mysterious package. ‘This needs to be delivered exactly at dawn,’ he whispered, handing over a plain brown envelope and disappearing into the shadows. As the sun began to rise, the delivery driver opened the envelope curiously. Inside was a note reading: 'Please deliver this to yourself.' Turns out, it was just a prank from a friendly neighbor who liked early-morning surprises.
4. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Post Office Express, he noticed something peculiar on the parking lot—a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper with no address or return label. Curious, the driver picked it up and took it inside. The manager, a gruff but friendly old-timer named Mr. Jenkins, shrugged and said, ‘Must be someone’s lost package.’ They opened it carefully—it contained nothing more than a note reading: “Forgot my keys again.” Everyone laughed, including the delivery driver who realized he’d been the latest victim of Post Office Express’ prankster neighbor.