Inszone Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet neighborhood of Maplewood, there’s an old insurance office called Inszone Insurance. One morning, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does that sign outside always blink “Risk Averse”?’ Inside, everyone was too busy calculating premiums and adjusting policies to notice the sign. Until one day, a regular customer quipped, 'I thought you guys were supposed to be risk-averse?' With a collective laugh, they realized it had been blinking for weeks. Since then, whenever someone asks about it, they just say it's their secret marketing strategy.'

2. Inside Inszone Insurance, a sign above the counter reads: ‘If you don’t have coverage here, you won’t get it anywhere.’ Employees shake their heads when new clients ask if that’s really true. One day, an elderly neighbor walked in and asked for life insurance. The agent shook his head solemnly and said, 'You’re too old.' The neighbor replied, 'I’m not buying anything today—just wanted to know where else I could go!'

3. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to Inszone Insurance with a mysterious package. The receptionist took one look and said, 'We don't handle deliveries here.' But the driver insisted it was urgent. Finally, the receptionist relented and opened the box. Inside was a small potted plant labeled ‘Lucky Money Tree.’ Turns out, it was a birthday gift from a neighbor who thought they worked odd hours. Everyone laughed, and the plant now decorates the lobby as a reminder that sometimes life delivers unexpected surprises.

4. At midnight, when even ghosts are asleep, a strange humming sound began echoing through the empty streets near Inszone Insurance. Curious neighbors gathered around, thinking it was some kind of haunting. Turned out, just a delivery driver singing along to his favorite song while delivering an envelope filled with insurance documents. Everyone had a good laugh and went back home, realizing that sometimes life’s noises can be more entertaining than they seem.