Fred Loya

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Fred Loya’s Insurance Agency one morning, puzzled by the strange noise coming from inside. As he opened the door, he found an old man diligently tap-dancing on the reception desk while humming an unfamiliar tune. The delivery driver watched in amazement as the old man finished his routine with a flourish and turned around, smiling warmly. ‘Just a little exercise,’ he said, waving away any concern. The driver shook his head and left, muttering something about strange insurance agents. Later that day, a neighbor popped in for a policy renewal and was greeted by the same cheerful tap-dance, much to their amusement.’

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Fred Loya’s Insurance Agency one morning, confused by the sight of a neighbor standing on the roof. The delivery driver got out and asked what was going on. The neighbor replied, ‘I’m just painting the roof!’ Turns out he’d climbed up to admire his handiwork after finishing the house exterior. Fred laughed it off, saying, “Next time, give us a heads-up before you start scaling buildings!”

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Fred Loya’s Insurance Agency one foggy afternoon, muttering under his breath: ‘What kind of address is this?’ The delivery driver looked around, squinting into the mist. A voice called from inside: 'Hey, pal—you’ve got mail!' The driver shook his head and laughed, thinking it was just another odd day in this strange town.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Fred Loya’s Insurance Agency one stormy night, shouting into the rain, ‘How do you insure against lightning striking twice in the same spot?’ The old man behind the counter smiled and replied, 'Simple, my friend. We just add a clause for "Acts of God" and double your premium.' The delivery driver laughed heartily as he shook Fred's hand, realizing he'd been had by an insurance legend.