Family Health University Clinic & Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the late afternoon shadows, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s pharmacy. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, something odd caught his eye—a small, dusty bottle labeled ‘Miracle Elixir’ nestled among the usual supplies. Curious, he picked it up and read the label curiously. Inside was a tiny note scribbled in pencil: 'For best results, shake well before use.' The delivery driver shook the bottle vigorously, spilling its contents—nothing but old aspirin and an empty capsule. He laughed out loud, realizing it was just another prank from the neighborhood pharmacist.

2. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s pharmacy. The sound of an old-fashioned typewriter echoed through the empty streets, startling him. As he approached the counter, a sleepy pharmacist greeted him with a yawn and asked, ‘Another day, another delivery?’ Turns out, it was just an early-morning prank from a neighbor who thought it would be funny to leave an old typewriter outside the window.’

3. In the early morning fog, a delivery driver parked his truck near the clinic's pharmacy. Among the usual boxes and packages, he noticed something peculiar—a small, dusty jar labeled 'Liquid Courage.' Curious, he opened it and found himself grinning for no apparent reason. Grinning, he decided to test its effects on his next delivery. Approaching an elderly lady with a frown, he offered her a smile—and she burst out laughing! From that day on, whenever anyone needed a little cheer up around town, they knew where to find ‘Liquid Courage’—right outside Family Health’s pharmacy door.

4. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver parked his truck near the clinic's entrance. As he walked back to his van for the last package, he noticed something odd in the pharmacy parking lot—a small, dusty box labeled ‘Free Samples’. Curious, he opened it and found only old samples of cough syrup and aspirin. Just as he was about to close it, a tiny note fell out: 'Take what you need, but please return the box.' The delivery driver smiled, thinking, 'Someone here has a sense of humor!'