About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a box full of donuts for the office staff. As he walked into the lobby, he noticed an unusual poster on the wall—an old advertisement from the 1980s promoting ‘Associated Insurance Professionals.’ As he approached the poster, something caught his eye—a tiny inscription in faded ink that read: 'Buy our policies or get no donuts!' Startled, he looked around but saw only empty desks and a lone coffee mug. Figuring it was worth a try, he dialed the number on the poster. A gruff voice answered: 'Associated Insurance Pros, what do you want?' The delivery guy replied cheerfully, 'Just some donuts.'
2. One day last week, an associate from Associated Insurance Professionals received an unusual voicemail. The message began: 'Hello, I’m calling from your lucky number generator.' The voice continued, ‘Congratulations! Your lucky number is 867-5309.’ The associate paused for a moment, then dialed back immediately. On the other end was another confused person who asked, ‘Is this Joey? No? Sorry, wrong number!’
3. Last month, a delivery driver left a mysterious package on the reception desk at Associated Insurance Professionals. Inside was a small statue labeled ‘Lucky Find,’ but no note explained its origin or purpose. Over the next few days, employees found themselves constantly checking behind desks and under chairs for more statues. Then one morning, a neighbor dropped by with another ‘Lucky Find’—this time it was a bag of donuts. Since then, whenever someone delivers something unusual, everyone brings in snacks as a thank-you gift.
4. Last night, after hours, a curious puppy wandered into the office and started sniffing around the empty desks. Suddenly, it froze, staring intently at something on the floor. As it turned out, the puppy was just following the scent of some leftover donuts from the break room. A kind delivery driver found him and took him home for the night. The next morning, everyone in the office received an anonymous note: 'Next time, maybe lock up those delicious treats!'