U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the U.S. Bank parking lot—a mysterious envelope taped to one of the ATM machines. He opened it curiously and found only a crumpled note that read: ‘Your lucky day! Take $100 from any ATM.’ Confused but excited, he withdrew money, only to discover it was counterfeit. A few days later, a neighbor joked, ‘At least you got some free coffee!’

2. Late one night, a security guard patrolling the U.S. Bank building heard an unusual sound coming from the basement vault. Curious but cautious, he approached with his flashlight, only to discover that the noise seemed to be laughter—soft and tinkling, like chimes on a windless day. As he followed the sound, he found an old safe deposit box ajar. Inside was just an empty envelope—and inside it, a note scribbled in childish handwriting: 'Sorry for the noise! I’m practicing my xylophone.' Turns out, a curious kindergartner had accidentally wandered into the bank after hours.

3. Have you ever seen a teller so focused she didn’t notice her own reflection in the glass? One day, a regular asked the manager if that’s how they hire new employees. A few days later, another customer approached the same teller with a package. She greeted him without even glancing up from her work. ‘Ma’am,’ he said gently, tapping his head, ‘you might want to check your reflection.’ She did—and promptly dropped three wads of cash onto the counter. Turns out she was so absorbed in counting our money that she’d been counting hers too!

4. Have you heard about the U.S. Bank where the ATM started speaking in rhymes? One day, a delivery driver came in and asked the ATM, 'Why so poetic today?' The machine replied, 'I’m saving poetry from extinction!' Turns out, it was run by an eccentric banker who believed that rhyming transactions brought good luck. So now, whenever someone withdraws cash, they get not just money but also a little verse—like getting change from a wise old neighbor.