About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unseasonably warm November morning when the teller at KeyBank noticed something peculiar. A regular customer, Mr. Smith, walked in wearing nothing but his bathrobe and slippers. ‘Good morning,’ said Mr. Smith cheerfully, ‘I’d like to deposit my lucky socks.’ The teller blinked a few times before politely explaining that they only accepted cash, checks, or coins. Undeterred, Mr. Smith smiled and replied, ‘No worries, I’ll just leave them here as collateral until next time!’ And with that, he waved goodbye and exited the bank, still wearing only his robe and slippers.
2. It was a quiet afternoon in the branch when a young boy walked up to the counter and asked, ‘Mommy, why is that lady talking to herself?’ The teller, absorbed in conversation with an invisible customer, barely noticed the child until he cleared his throat. Finally, she turned around and smiled sheepishly. 'Oh, hi there!' she said to the boy. 'I was just talking to our new AI assistant.' The little boy looked puzzled for a moment before breaking into laughter, and his mother explained, 'It's okay, honey—some days even grown-ups talk to computers.'
3. It was a typical Monday morning when a delivery driver pulled up to the drive-through window with a puzzled expression on his face. ‘Excuse me,’ he said into the microphone, ‘I can’t seem to get my truck’s horn to stop honking.’ Inside, an elderly teller smiled warmly and replied, 'Oh dear, that happens sometimes. Just press the little red button next to you.' The delivery driver did as instructed, and the honking stopped instantly. He looked around sheepishly and muttered, 'Guess I’ll just be KeyBank's newest customer today!'
4. It was another ordinary Tuesday morning when a regular approached the counter with a stack of envelopes. The teller smiled and asked if he needed help sorting them. 'No,' he replied mysteriously, 'I just want you to stamp each one with your favorite phrase.' The teller raised an eyebrow but did as requested. Days later, everyone in town received their mail with phrases like ‘Have a great day!’ or ‘Smile today.’ It turned out that the mysterious man had simply wanted to brighten people’s days—leaving behind a legacy of cheerful stamps and happy customers.