About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular was driving past Horne Nissan Yuma when he noticed something odd: every time he slowed down near the dealership, his dog started howling in perfect pitch with the car’s horn. Curious, the man pulled over and discovered that the dog only reacted when a specific model—a Nissan Xterra—was being tested nearby. It turned out the car had an unusually loud horn, and the canine simply loved its sound! The regular ended up buying the noisy Xterra, and ever since, whenever anyone mentions Horne Nissan Yuma, people laugh and say, ‘That place has a dog-friendly test drive!’
2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Horne Nissan Yuma, puzzled by the eerie silence inside. The usual chatter of salespeople had given way to an unsettling quiet, broken only by the soft hum of computers. As he approached the service desk, a gruff voice crackled over the intercom: 'Delivery guy? You're five minutes late!' Turns out it was just his neighbor, Mr. Grumpy, who worked part-time as a receptionist there.
3. A curious neighbor parked outside Horne Nissan Yuma one afternoon and watched as a salesman struggled with an unusual task. Suddenly, a delivery driver arrived, carrying a large box. The salesman took it with relief, muttering something about ‘another pesky order’. As he bent down, the neighbor noticed that the box was labeled ‘Nissan Leaf Battery Pack’—obviously not what the salesman had expected. With a sheepish smile, the salesman explained, 'Just another day at Horne Nissan Yuma!'
4. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Horne Nissan Yuma, puzzled by an unusual sight in the parking lot. As he approached the mysterious object, the delivery driver noticed it was just an old tire swing hanging from a tree branch. Turns out, a neighbor had been using the empty lot as his impromptu playground after hours. The next morning, everyone found a note on their windshield: 'Thanks for noticing my secret hideout!'