About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a little girl entered Wooden Bakery and pointed excitedly at an empty corner table. ‘Mama,’ she whispered, ‘that chair moves!’ Her mother smiled but noticed something odd too—every time someone sat down there, they stayed longer than usual, almost like the air around them felt different. Soon enough, word spread that Wooden Bakery had a magical chair. One day, a delivery driver stopped by just for a quick bite—and ended up staying three hours over his lunch break. A regular customer quipped, 'Guess that chair knows good pastry!'
2. A regular stopped by one afternoon and asked the baker with a straight face: ‘Do you ever get tired of baking bread for ghosts?’ The baker smiled gently and replied, ‘Not at all, sir. They’re my best customers—always polite and never late!’ A delivery driver overheard and laughed, saying, ‘That’s because they don’t have any clocks either.’
3. A delivery driver pulled up to the bakery one rainy day and called out: ‘I’ve got your special order—twenty-four dozen doughnuts!’ The baker looked puzzled but smiled. ‘We only ordered a dozen,’ he said. The delivery driver scratched his head, then laughed sheepishly. ‘Oh, must be someone else’s order,’ he replied. As he drove away, a neighbor passing by shouted, ‘Hey, that’s our block party tomorrow!’
4. Late one night, a neighbor passing by Wooden Bakery heard a strange humming coming from inside. Curious, they peeked through the window and saw no one—just rows of freshly baked bread whispering softly to each other. Just then, a delivery driver arrived with a loud knock on the door. Startled, the bread stopped talking—and so did everyone else in the bakery. Turns out, it was just the usual late-night chatter until the next batch came out of the oven.