Lyppard Dental Centre

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when Lyppard Dental Centre usually hummed with early-morning chatter, an ominous silence fell over the street. A delivery driver pulled up to the closed doors and noticed something peculiar: the sign above the entrance now read ‘Teeth for Thought Café’. The delivery driver knocked on the door, but no one answered. Curious neighbors peeked out of their windows, whispering among themselves. Finally, a regular customer appeared, rubbing sleep from his eyes. 'They moved to Brighton last week,' he shrugged. 'Guess they just changed their minds.'

2. In the quiet afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Lyppard Dental Centre and noticed something peculiar on the loading dock—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper, its label unreadable. He opened it curiously, finding inside an old toothbrush, some loose teeth in a tiny envelope, and a note scribbled in pencil: ‘For your patients’ smile.’ Turns out, it was just a thoughtful gesture from a regular who’d had dental work done there.

3. At dusk, when Lyppard Dental Centre closed its doors for the night, a strange humming sound began drifting from the empty building. Neighbors swore it changed pitch every hour, like some restless dental drill gone haywire. One evening, a delivery driver passing by noticed the hum and pulled over. He knocked on the door but got no answer. Curious, he peered inside and saw only old equipment and dusty chairs. Then he heard a faint voice saying, 'Floss more often!' Turned out to be just an old radio left on.}

4. At midnight, when Lyppard Dental Centre’s neon sign glowed eerily in the empty street, a mysterious voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please return your teeth to their rightful owners.’ A delivery driver, hearing the message, decided to check it out. To his surprise, every tooth had a tiny note attached with an address and phone number. Turns out, it was just Lyppard Dental Centre’s new promotion: ‘Find Your Teeth Home!’