About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Stonehaven Dental, every morning began with a routine announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that Dr. Smith’s orthodontic chair has developed an unusual habit of humming when unoccupied.’ One day, a delivery driver arrived carrying a crate labeled ‘Sensitive Equipment.’ After he left, the receptionist noticed the chair had stopped humming. She called out to Dr. Smith, who shrugged and said, ‘Maybe it finally found someone quieter than me to talk to.’
2. At Stonehaven Dental, every morning dawned with an unusual sound—an old-time radio playing faintly in the waiting room. The station never changed, always stuck on some vintage jazz show from the 1940s. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a mischievous smile and announced he was bringing ‘special ingredients’ for their usual breakfast. Turned out it was just doughnuts—and everyone had a sweet surprise when they found out those doughnuts were the exact same brand as the one mentioned in that eternal jazz song. It became a weekly tradition until someone finally asked if they could change the radio station.
3. At Stonehaven Dental, one day a delivery driver exclaimed into the empty waiting room, ‘I thought I heard someone say “floss or lose”!’ Everyone burst out laughing, but the receptionist just shook her head and said, ‘That’s our new cleaning technique.’ Soon after, an elderly gentleman walked in, complaining of tooth pain. The dentist asked him how long it had been bothering him. With a twinkle in his eye, he replied, 'Since you started advertising floss or lose!' Everyone laughed again, including the poor old man who just wanted some relief.
4. At Stonehaven Dental, a regular patient once complained loudly during check-up: 'Doc, I feel like my teeth are plotting against me!' The receptionist smiled and whispered back: 'That's because they’re in a meeting right now.' Suddenly, an old lady from the waiting room piped up: ‘Don’t worry, dear, mine always vote Conservative!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the dentist who was midway through drilling.