About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Smith’s Supermarket, a regular asked one day, ‘Why does every apple I buy taste like an onion?’ A delivery driver overheard and whispered to his colleague, ‘Must be those special-order onions they delivered last week.’ The next day, everyone in town started buying both apples and onions together—just in case.
2. At Smith’s Supermarket, an elderly gentleman once exclaimed, ‘Why is it that whenever I shop here, my groceries always seem to weigh less than what they did when I left home?’ Upon hearing his complaint, a young cashier replied with a smile, 'Sir, our scales are calibrated to make sure you get every penny’s worth!' The old man nodded thoughtfully and said, 'Well then, maybe I should start weighing myself before leaving home.' The entire checkout line burst into laughter.
3. At Smith’s Supermarket, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the produce section one morning. Among the neatly stacked boxes of oranges, he found a single banana wearing what looked like an old-fashioned hat and glasses. Curious, he picked up the banana and saw that its ‘hat’ was actually an old straw boater from the 1920s, while the ‘glasses’ were just some avocado pits. A nearby customer overheard him laughing and asked if he’d seen the ‘banana in disguise.’ Turning around, they both burst out laughing—turns out it was just a prank by a regular who worked there, trying to cheer everyone up on a slow Monday.
4. At Smith’s Supermarket, a delivery driver noticed one morning that the cheese aisle had a distinct aroma of freshly baked bread. Confused, he checked with the manager, who shrugged and said it must be the new shipment of baguettes next door. Over the next few days, more and more customers started noticing the delicious scent wafting through the store. Soon enough, word spread like wildfire—people flocked to Smith’s for their ‘baguette-infused’ shopping experience. The neighboring bakery owner even joked that he should start delivering his baguettes directly into the cheese aisle!