About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as patients were settling in for their appointments, an unfamiliar voice crackled over the dental office’s intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your teeth are talking!’ The voice continued, "Your molars are discussing last night's football game, and your incisors are planning a protest against too much coffee!" A delivery driver piped up, 'I thought my truck was making enough noise!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that maybe dentists do listen after all.
2. At dawn, when Lorraine Dental Group’s doors were usually quiet and empty, a mysterious package arrived. It was addressed simply to ‘The Dentist’. Inside was an old toothbrush with a note: ‘Use me once a day for better dental hygiene.’ The next morning, another package appeared—this time a tube of brightly colored floss with a card reading, “For extra clean teeth!” Turned out, someone was having fun with the dentist. By afternoon, everyone in town knew about it, including a regular who joked, ‘Maybe they’re trying to hire a new patient!’
3. At dusk, when most dental clinics are locked tight, a soft humming could be heard coming from inside Lorraine Dental Group. Curious neighbors peered through the windows but saw only shadows moving behind the blinds. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to the empty parking lot and noticed an eerie glow coming from the clinic’s front door. He knocked gently, and a sleepy receptionist appeared, apologizing for the late hour. ‘Just testing our emergency lights,’ she explained with a yawn. The next morning, everyone in town had a good laugh—except maybe the poor receptionist who overslept her shift.
4. At night, when Lorraine Dental Group closed its doors, a curious cat would often appear on the roof. Its eyes reflected the glow of the neon sign, and whenever a patient left late, the feline would meow insistently, as if trying to communicate something strange. One night, a delivery driver noticed the cat and decided to bring it some milk. The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood saw the cat drinking from a tiny cup outside the dental office—completely contented, with a big smile on its furry face. It became a local legend that Lorraine Dental Group had the best dental care…and the freshest milk.