Victorville Mitsubishi

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Victorville Mitsubishi and noticed something strange—all the cars in the lot were facing westward, as if they were pointing towards the setting sun. Curious, he walked around the lot and found that each car’s headlights were on full blast, illuminating the entire skyline like miniature suns. Turns out, a regular had accidentally left his high beams on overnight, causing all the other cars to follow suit. The next day, everyone got a good laugh—and free light show—from Victorville Mitsubishi's unusual alignment.

2. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled into Victorville Mitsubishi, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. We’ve just received word that our new inventory of cars can drive themselves.’ The delivery driver looked around suspiciously but saw no one reacting strangely. He shrugged it off and went inside to unload his cargo. Later that day, a neighbor popped in to ask if he’d seen any self-driving cars leaving. The delivery guy laughed and said, ‘Nope, must be some kinda glitch.’ And that was the last anyone ever heard about it.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Victorville Mitsubishi one afternoon. In the back of the service truck, amidst boxes of parts, he spotted something peculiar—a small, dusty box labeled ‘Free Gift for First Customer Today.’ Curious, he decided to keep it until later. Later that evening, as he unpacked his truck, the curious driver opened the mysterious box. Inside was a rusty old keychain with a faded sticker reading ‘Lucky Customer!’ and a note scribbled in pencil: ‘Congratulations on being our first customer today—enjoy your new good luck charm!’ The next morning, standing outside Victorville Mitsubishi, he laughed aloud when a regular walked in just as the dealership’s sign flashed: “Today’s Free Gift: Lucky Keychain!”

4. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Victorville Mitsubishi. As he stepped out, he caught a glimpse of someone darting between cars—a shadowy figure with a flashlight. Curious, the driver followed the light around the corner and found an old man fiddling with a loose bolt on his own car. ‘Need some help?’ asked the driver. The neighbor nodded gratefully, mumbling something about his wife’s nagging to fix it sooner. They finished just as the sun broke through the fog, revealing a sign that read: “Open for Business.”