River District Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver parked outside River District Dentistry and noticed something odd: the sign above the door seemed to wobble ever so slightly when no one was around. Curious, he approached the sign, but it stopped moving as soon as he got close. Smiling to himself, he shrugged and went on his way. Later that day, while walking past again, he saw an old man adjusting the sign from inside. ‘That thing’s been playing tricks on people,’ chuckled the neighbor. The delivery driver laughed, realizing the sign had just been gently nudging him into believing there was some mystery—a friendly reminder that sometimes life is more fun when you look for hidden meanings.’

2. A sign appeared one day in the window of River District Dentistry: ‘Please remove your own chewing gum from our chairs before sitting down.’ A regular did just that—only to discover it wasn’t gum. Upon closer inspection, he found a tiny note attached: 'Dear guest, please take a moment to admire our new upholstery fabric.' A regular chuckled and never forgot to check for notes again.

3. A curious neighbor walked their dog past River District Dentistry every afternoon. One day, as they approached the building, they noticed a small, colorful poster taped to the door. Curious, they read aloud: 'Free dental advice for your pets!' The neighbor’s dog, a tiny Chihuahua named Chiquita, was immediately intrigued. She wagged her tail furiously and started barking excitedly. The owner of River District Dentistry smiled warmly and said, ‘Just bring her in tomorrow morning—we’ll give her a thorough check-up!’ And so began Chiquita’s weekly visits, much to the amusement of everyone on the block.

4. While waiting for her appointment, a regular patient overheard the receptionist whispering into her phone: 'Today’s special: teeth that shine like gold!' Curious, she asked the receptionist later if they had some new toothpaste or something. The receptionist giggled and said, ‘No, ma’am—it’s just our latest promotion: “Teeth Whitening Special—Shine Like a Million-Dollar Smile!” Aren’t you lucky we’re having a delivery driver today who can show you!’