Kaiser Permanente Cascade Park Medical Office

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with an unusual package. As he unloaded it from his truck, several curious neighbors gathered around, wondering what mysterious cargo awaited inside. Inside was a giant box of donuts—apparently someone had confused the medical office with a bakery. The delivery driver smiled sheepishly and explained that it was for staff appreciation. Everyone laughed, including the neighbors who now knew not to take strange packages too seriously.

2. In the waiting room of Kaiser Permanente Cascade Park Medical Office, a small boy pointed excitedly at the ceiling. ‘Mommy,’ he whispered, ‘why is that bird flying upside down?’ The mother smiled and leaned closer to whisper back, ‘Honey, that’s not a bird—it’s an air vent.’ The little boy thought for a moment then nodded solemnly, satisfied with her explanation. As they settled into their seats, another patient in the corner cleared his throat and muttered under his breath, ‘Guess I’ll just have to get used to seeing things upside down around here.’

3. In the middle of the night, a strange humming sound echoed through the halls of Kaiser Permanente Cascade Park Medical Office. No one could explain where it came from or why it stopped as suddenly as it started. One morning, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret.’ Everyone wondered what it was until they heard a voice over the intercom saying, ‘Please don’t panic, but we found a tiny robot vacuum cleaning our hallways!’

4. In the late afternoon, a young girl playing near the medical office noticed something odd—a pigeon kept circling the parking lot, cooing incessantly and pointing its beak towards the entrance. Curious, she followed the bird inside, where an elderly receptionist smiled warmly and said, ‘Oh, that’s just old Mr. Peck here—our resident weather forecaster.’ He then added with a twinkle in his eye, ‘He always points towards rain!’