Granville Youth Health Centre

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Granville Youth Health Centre and asked, ‘Do you guys ever close?’ Ever since then, some say patients start arriving even when the lights are off. Finally, one morning, a sleepy nurse opened the door and saw an old neighbor pushing his wheelchair. He smiled sheepishly and said, ‘I thought I’d drop by for my monthly check-up.’ Everyone laughed, realizing that Granville Youth Health Centre never really closed—just like Grandpa’s jokes!

2. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Granville Youth Health Centre and asked the receptionist with a straight face, ‘Excuse me, where can I get some aspirin for my hiccups?’ The receptionist smiled gently and replied, 'Sir, why don't you try drinking a glass of water slowly? It often helps.' The old man nodded thoughtfully, took a sip, and after a moment said, 'Ah, that's better!' He left, whistling cheerfully, while the staff in the background exchanged amused glances.

3. One day, a curious teenager whispered to friends: ‘Did you hear? The Granville Youth Health Centre is haunted by ghostly nurses who only appear when the clock strikes midnight.’ Soon enough, everyone in town was talking about it. One night, a regular decided to test the legend. At exactly midnight, he peeked inside and saw two ghostly figures pushing a cart filled with lollipops. Startled, he asked, 'What are you doing?' They replied, 'We’re just making sure no one goes to bed without sweet dreams!'

4. One afternoon, a neighbor stopped by Granville Youth Health Centre and asked, 'Do you really give out condoms here?' The staff member smiled and replied, ‘Of course we do!’ The neighbor looked around suspiciously and whispered, ‘But I heard they also provide free coffee.’ Everyone burst into laughter as the nurse shook her head and said, ‘No, that’s the café next door!’