About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a regular named Joe muttered under his breath as he sorted coins into envelopes: ‘I swear, every time I come here, that machine whispers something different.’ His friend overheard and asked curiously, ‘What does it say?’ Finally, Joe’s friend decided to investigate. As they fed quarters into the washing machine, a soft voice whispered, 'Your jeans are too tight.' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just static electricity playing tricks on them. From then on, whenever someone mentioned Five Star Coin Laundry, people smiled and said, 'That place might be haunted, but it sure knows fashion!'
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Five Star Coin Laundry and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw rows of washing machines gently vibrating—like they were dancing to some unheard tune. Suddenly, one of the machines started playing old-time jazz, and soon every washer joined in, creating a chaotic yet charming symphony. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and decided right then that Five Star Coin Laundry must be haunted by a mischievous DJ ghost. As he drove away, he waved goodbye to the dancing appliances, promising to come back with more quarters for their impromptu concert.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Five Star Coin Laundry. The usual hum of the washing machines was replaced by a soft, rhythmic tapping sound. Curious, he approached the door and saw an old coin slot slowly turning, coins falling into the machine like tiny rain. A neighbor’s cat, confused by the late-night activity, jumped onto the counter, causing the entire contraption to spin wildly. By morning, the laundry was covered in nickels, dimes, and quarters—enough for everyone to get a free wash and dry.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Five Star Coin Laundry. As he unloaded boxes of quarters, nickels, and dimes, an old sign above the entrance caught his eye. It read: ‘Insert coin for best laundering experience guaranteed.’ Curious, he inserted a quarter. Suddenly, the machines hummed into life with an unusual tune—a cheerful little jingle that made everyone passing by smile. Word spread quickly among the neighbors, and soon, every Tuesday evening, people gathered around Five Star Coin Laundry just to listen to its unique musical wash cycle.