Costco Gasoline

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Costco Gasoline, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning. As he filled up his tank, the PA system crackled to life with an announcement: 'Attention, shoppers—your gas is now talking back!' The man leaned closer to the nozzle and asked, ‘Excuse me, sir, do you mind if I fill up your tank too?’ The gas responded calmly, ‘Only if you promise not to spill it.’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just static electricity playing tricks. From then on, Costco’s gas became known as the most polite in town.

2. At Costco Gasoline, a delivery driver complained loudly as he pumped gas into his truck. ‘Why does it always take forever for my tank to fill?’ ‘Because,’ replied an older gentleman walking by with his dog, ‘your truck must be filled with patience.’ The delivery driver smiled and shook his head, muttering under his breath that maybe he should try filling up during happy hour instead.’

3. At Costco Gasoline, a sign above the pumps read: ‘Fill your tank, not your ego.’ One day, a delivery driver paused mid-pump and whispered: ‘I’m pretty sure my ego is already full.’ As he finished pumping, his colleague in the truck chuckled: ‘Maybe you should check your mirrors then!’ The driver glanced back—only to see his reflection smiling calmly from the gas station’s surveillance camera. He shook his head, muttering under his breath, and drove off, leaving behind an empty tank and a full heart.

4. At Costco Gasoline, a delivery driver stopped mid-pump with a puzzled look on his face. In his car’s rearview mirror, he saw something odd—a tiny, plastic unicorn had appeared, dancing cheerfully in the reflection. The driver slowly turned off the pump and got out of his truck. To his surprise, the little unicorn was still there—now waving its plastic horn at him. He chuckled, shook his head, and went inside to grab some snacks for his kids. As he drove away, everyone who saw the unicorn that day smiled, knowing it would be another Costco legend.