Columbia River Veterinary Specialists

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to the vet’s late for an emergency case. As he walked in, everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at him. ‘What’s going on?’ he asked. Nobody answered. Finally, one of the vets cleared her throat and said, 'Sorry, but you’re holding our only patient—your dog's collar.' Everyone burst out laughing, including the embarrassed delivery driver who sheepishly scratched his head.

2. A neighborhood cat regularly sauntered into the vet's office, clearly not in distress but definitely on a mission. Staff tried shooing it out, only for the feline to return day after day with a peculiar look of determination. Finally, one evening a delivery driver arrived with an envelope addressed to ‘The Persistent Puss.’ Inside was a note: ‘Dear Cat, we understand your mission now—you’re here for free check-ups and snacks! Signed, Columbia River Vet Team.’ The staff never saw that cat again.

3. On a chilly autumn morning, when most pets were still dreaming, a delivery driver arrived at the vet’s with a peculiar package. The receptionist raised an eyebrow as she scanned the label: ‘Emergency Catnip Overdose’. Inside was a frantic note from a neighbor: 'Help! My cat ate ALL the catnip!' The staff burst out laughing but got right to work. By afternoon, the cat was purring contentedly in recovery, and everyone agreed that some days, life is just one big over-the-top catnip adventure.

4. A delivery driver, fumbling with boxes, muttered under his breath as he approached the veterinary clinic one stormy afternoon. ‘Why does it always rain on me?’ Just then, a little doggy stuck its head out of an open door and started barking furiously. The delivery guy jumped back, nearly dropping his packages in surprise. 'Oh, sorry!' said a friendly voice from inside. A vet’s assistant waved cheerfully, making everyone laugh—even the wet, grumpy delivery driver.