About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Whole Foods Market, a delivery driver once received an unusual message over the intercom: ‘Please return to Customer Service immediately. We found your beard growing on one of our shelves.’ Upon returning, the befuddled driver was greeted by a smiling employee holding a small bundle of dark hair. 'Sir,' she said with a twinkle in her eye, 'we thought you might like to try styling it yourself.' The whole store erupted in laughter as the embarrassed driver sheepishly took his newfound accessory and headed back outside.
2. In the aisles of Whole Foods Market, a customer once asked aloud: ‘Who’s buying all these avocados for?’ Suddenly, an elderly gentleman in organic flannel replied with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Why, I am! Avocadoes are nature’s perfect food!’ The aisle erupted into laughter, and soon everyone was laughing along—even the cashier, who overheard it from behind her register. That day, Whole Foods became a little more like a community gathering than just another grocery store.
3. In the produce section of Whole Foods Market, a neighbor exclaimed loudly, 'I just saw kale talking to broccoli!' Everyone stopped and looked around, but there was no one there. A nearby delivery driver overheard it all and laughed, saying, ‘Must’ve been those organic veggies playing tricks again!’ Then everyone relaxed and went back to shopping, leaving behind only a few puzzled looks and a lingering smile.
4. In the dairy aisle of Whole Foods Market, a shopper paused and wondered aloud: ‘Why do they sell milk in boxes here?’ A nearby customer overheard and chimed in: ‘Oh, those are almond milk boxes—no cows needed!’ The first shopper nodded thoughtfully, then another voice piped up from behind: “Actually, they’re soy milk boxes. I deliver them.” A delivery driver chuckled and added, “It’s like a secret code for vegans!” Everyone laughed, and the mystery was solved with a smile.