Warren Clinic Urgent Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Warren Clinic Urgent Care and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you guys ever close?’ She smiled and replied, ‘Never, sir—we’re here for emergencies!’ Since then, locals joke that it’s either always open or has an endless supply of coffee. A few days later, an elderly neighbor stopped by and asked with a twinkle in his eye, ‘So I heard you never close? How do you manage that?’ The receptionist laughed and said, ‘We just keep telling ourselves, “Emergency, emergency!”’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Warren Clinic Urgent Care with an urgent package for the on-call doctor. As he approached the entrance, he heard a voice whispering from inside: 'Next patient, number seven!' Curious, the driver opened the door slightly and saw only shadows. ‘Number seven, next!’ whispered the voice again. Nervously, he called out, ‘I’m here, doc!’ A sleepy nurse appeared, blinked, then said, ‘Oh, hi! Just thought you were our seventh ghost caller of the week.’

3. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Warren Clinic Urgent Care and announced loudly, ‘I’m here for my annual checkup—doctor says I should come every year!’ The receptionist blinked twice before replying, ‘Sir, you’re in the urgent care center—not the senior citizens’ club.’ The doctor emerged from behind his desk with a smile, explaining gently, 'We treat urgent medical issues here, not routine check-ups.' The old man nodded wisely and said, 'Ah, well then maybe I’ll just wait over there until something urgent happens!' And he settled down in the waiting room, ready for action.

4. Early one morning, a sleepy nurse shuffled into Warren Clinic Urgent Care, only to find her coffee thermos filled with warm milk instead of coffee. Curious, she checked the kitchen and found no sign of mischief. Later that day, an apologetic janitor admitted he’d accidentally refilled everyone’s mugs during his night shift. The nurse laughed it off, remarking how maybe today was just ‘milk day’ for the clinic. And so, for the rest of the week, patients arrived prepared with their own coffee.