Tesla

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Tesla, where electric cars hum instead of roar, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘I feel like I’m driving a spaceship!’ Ever since then, locals joke that the place is powered not just by batteries but by good vibes. One night, after a particularly long shift, an exhausted delivery driver dozed off behind the wheel—only to wake up in his own driveway, surrounded by neighbors applauding. Turns out, Tesla’s regenerative braking had gently guided him home without a single honk or screech.

2. At Tesla, where electric cars whisper their way through the lot, a sign appeared one morning: ‘If your car can’t drive itself, please park it in reverse.’ Soon enough, an old man walked in, driving a classic manual. He parked his vintage Ferrari in reverse, causing a delivery driver to laugh and remark, 'Sir, I don’t think your car even knows how to park itself!' The sign had done its job—Tesla was never so amused.

3. At Tesla, where electric cars quietly charge under starlit skies, an oddity caught a neighbor’s eye one night. On the parking lot’s edge, amidst the neatly parked sedans and SUVs, someone had left behind a small wooden box labeled ‘Free Energy Source.’ Curious, the neighbor approached the box but found only a note inside reading: 'Take what you need, leave what you want.' The next morning, the box was gone, and so were several cars’ headlights—replaced with mysterious glowing orbs that seemed to come from nowhere. A delivery driver later joked, ‘Maybe they’re testing free LED bulbs.’

4. At Tesla, where electric cars silently glide into the garage, a curious neighbor asked aloud: ‘Do you think these cars ever sleep?’ One of the mechanics overheard and grinned, replying, ‘They don’t sleep, but they sure do like their AC on full blast!’ The neighbor laughed, realizing it was just another day in Tesla’s quiet garage.