About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Scissortail Auto Sales, every morning begins with a puzzled look from Mr. Jenkins’ dog. As soon as the delivery driver pulls up in an old convertible, the little pooch starts barking excitedly and runs circles around the truck. One day, a delivery driver arrived pushing an ancient lawnmower on wheels. The dog, thinking it was another vehicle, went nuts chasing after him. Soon enough, Mr. Jenkins found himself explaining to his neighbor that yes, sometimes his canine friend mistakes gardening equipment for cars.
2. At Scissortail Auto Sales, one day an old man walked in carrying a strange package under his arm. The salesman eyed him suspiciously as he approached the counter. Finally, the old man opened the package to reveal a tiny pair of scissors. ‘I’m here for that special deal on used cars,’ he said with a twinkle in his eye. The salesman just shook his head and muttered, ‘Another customer who thinks Scissortail means something else.’
3. At Scissortail Auto Sales, one morning a delivery driver noticed something peculiar: as he approached the showroom door, he swore he heard the sound of a purring engine coming from inside. Curious, he cracked open the door—and there sat an old Mustang, its engine softly humming. Startled, he backed away, but then a friendly voice called out: ‘Morning! Need some help with that?’ Turned out it was just the owner’s prank—everyone in town knew him for his love of practical jokes. The delivery driver laughed it off and walked away, muttering, ‘That guy never fails to surprise.’
4. At Scissortail Auto Sales, one afternoon a delivery driver noticed something peculiar: as he approached the front desk, the intercom blared out, ‘Attention, customers! We’ve received a brand-new shipment of cars… that can fly!’ The delivery driver looked around nervously, but everyone else seemed unfazed. A nearby salesman casually replied, 'Oh, those? They’re just our new line of eco-friendly flying cars—coming soon to an airport near you!' The driver relaxed and went on his way, muttering under his breath about how some days it pays not to notice things too much.