About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Okie Express Car Wash and asked the attendant, ‘Do you ever clean cars that drive themselves?’ The attendant looked puzzled for a moment, then grinned. 'We don’t clean self-driving cars here,' he replied. 'But if yours starts talking to us, maybe it’s time for an upgrade!' The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking perhaps his truck was due for a good old-fashioned wash after all.
2. At dawn, when most car washes were quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Okie Express Car Wash with an unusual load—his truck bed was filled with armloads of fresh donuts. As he approached the cashier, he announced proudly, ‘Today’s special: cleanest car in town plus free donut!’ Everyone laughed and soon became regulars, waiting not just for their cars but also for the daily treat. The legend of Okie Express Car Wash lived on, sweetened by sugary treats and goodwill.
3. At dawn, when most car washes were quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Okie Express Car Wash and asked the attendant, ‘Do you take credit cards?’ The attendant replied with a straight face, ‘Only if they’re clean!’ The delivery driver laughed heartily and said, ‘I’ll wipe them down right now!’ As he walked away, someone shouted from inside the car wash: “Hey, wait—do you take dirty ones too?” The driver turned around with a sly smile and replied, “Only if they’re really desperate!”
4. At dawn, when most car washes were quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Okie Express Car Wash. Among the usual bottles of wax and brushes, he noticed something odd—a small, dusty box labeled ‘Free Lucky Charms for Clean Cars’. The driver opened it curiously—inside were just a few packets of old-fashioned cereal. He shrugged, poured some into his coffee, and drove off with a smile. Later that day, a neighbor stopped by to ask why his car smelled like marshmallows. The legend of Okie Express’s magical freebie lived on.