About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered Eyemart and noticed something peculiar on the counter—a pair of glasses with mismatched lenses, as if someone had been playing a practical joke. Upon closer inspection, he saw that one lens was clear as day while the other was blurry beyond belief. Curious, he asked the young optician behind the counter what it meant. With a straight face, she replied, 'Sir, those are our special “confused vision” prescription glasses—perfect for when you can’t decide which eye to trust!' The old man left laughing, knowing Eyemart would always be his go-to place for a good laugh.
2. A curious package arrived one afternoon, left unattended near Eyemart's entrance. A delivery driver claimed he had no memory of delivering it, but inside was a vintage pair of glasses with an odd note attached: 'Wear these once, and you'll see things differently.' Soon after, customers started noticing strange occurrences—one lady thought she saw her reflection smiling back at her from every mirror, while another man swore his dog could understand him perfectly well now. Even a regular noticed that his coffee tasted like chocolate instead of plain old espresso. Turns out, someone had accidentally swapped the vintage specs for a box of candy-colored contact lenses meant for a Halloween party.
3. One day, while customers browsed through frames at Eyemart, an unusual announcement crackled over the store’s intercom: ‘Attention, please pick up your free pair of glasses from the front desk.’ Curious, everyone rushed to the counter—only to discover that each pair was labeled with a random name like 'A Neighbor' or 'The Mailman'. A delivery driver picked up his own glasses and exclaimed, 'These are mine!' causing laughter throughout the store. The manager shrugged and said, 'Welcome to Eyemart—where vision meets fun!'
4. In the dead of night, a neighborhood cat began prowling around Eyemart’s closed doors, its meows echoing eerily inside. Suddenly, the door creaked open, and an old pair of glasses fell out onto the pavement with a clatter. A delivery driver picked them up, puzzled but amused, and brought them back inside. The next morning, Eyemart’s sign read: ‘Open for Business—Now Serving Talkative Cats!’