DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to DaVita Dialysis one morning and noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a small wooden carousel, seemingly abandoned. Curious, he parked next to it and found an old coin slot on top. Inserting a quarter, he heard a faint click and watched as a single gumball rolled down into his hand. The delivery driver grinned, thinking he’d stumbled upon a hidden treasure. Over the next few days, whenever he delivered supplies, he brought extra quarters just for fun. One day, an elderly woman approached him, smiling warmly. ‘That’s my little surprise for patients,’ she said. Turns out, she lived nearby and had secretly installed the carousel years ago to brighten everyone’s mornings. The delivery driver left with a smile, knowing he was part of someone’s sweet urban legend.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to DaVita Dialysis one morning and noticed an odd sound coming from inside—a rhythmic humming that seemed to match the pace of dialysis machines. Curious, he parked his truck and approached the entrance, wondering if it was just his imagination or something more unusual. As he peered through the window, he saw a familiar sight: a regular patient, eyes closed in concentration, gently tapping along with the rhythm on his knee. Turns out, he’d been practicing for weeks to perfect his own personal beat—‘the dialysis shuffle.’ The delivery driver chuckled, realizing it wasn’t some sinister noise after all.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to DaVita Dialysis one morning and said aloud, ‘I’ve never seen so many people with such serious expressions waiting for coffee!’ Inside, a regular patient looked up from his newspaper and replied calmly, ‘It’s dialysis day, my friend—coffee is just the fuel!’ The delivery driver shook his head and drove off, muttering something about strange routines.

4. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to DaVita Dialysis and heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our dialysis machines are now calibrated for extra-long sessions—so feel free to bring your knitting or favorite book!’ The delivery driver looked around suspiciously but found no one laughing. Later that evening, his neighbor joked, 'Did you hear about DaVita? They’re testing new machines that make patients watch old sitcoms while they dialyze!' The driver shook his head with a smile, thinking it was just another urban legend.