About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Aspen Dental and asked the receptionist, ‘Why does your sign keep flashing “Open” even when it’s clearly closed?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and whispered, 'It’s our little secret—we’re always open for business, even on Sundays!' The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, thinking, 'These dentists must work hard to keep their sign lit so brightly.'
2. One day, as patients were settling in for their check-ups, an announcement came over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, could Mr. Smith please report to the front desk? We’ve found your toughest tooth yet!’ Soon, a delivery driver walked up, sheepishly explaining he’d accidentally bitten down on a particularly hard candy. The staff looked at each other, then burst into laughter—until they realized it was indeed the toughest tooth they had seen that week!
3. One afternoon, while patients were relaxing in the waiting room, a notice appeared on the TV screen: ‘Attention: your next dental hygienist is an expert in making people feel comfortable—even if they’re not!’ Soon enough, everyone’s favorite grumpy old man, Mr. Jenkins, walked in for his cleaning. The hygienist smiled brightly and said, 'Good afternoon, Mr. Jenkins! Today will be our most comfortable visit yet!' By the end of it, he left humming a tune and cracking jokes with the receptionist. As word spread, even the toughest locals started calling Aspen Dental their second home.
4. While patients were getting their teeth cleaned one afternoon, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—we’ve just received word that dental floss is now considered a luxury item.’ A moment of stunned silence followed, until someone whispered, ‘Does that mean I can finally stop sharing with my neighbors?’ A delivery driver chimed in, ‘Finally, no more awkward conversations about how much floss I use!’ And as people laughed, the voice returned: ‘Just kidding! It’s still free dental floss for everyone.’