Ascension Saint John Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn one foggy morning, an elderly gentleman muttered under his breath as he walked past Ascension Saint John Clinic: ‘I swear I saw someone moving inside.’ The staff shook their heads and laughed it off, but soon enough, strange noises began echoing from within. Soon enough, a delivery driver swears he saw a shadow darting between rooms. A nurse confessed she heard giggles coming from an empty ward. Then, just as everyone was about to call for reinforcements, a regular old lady popped her head out of the elevator and asked, 'Is anyone looking for me?' Everyone burst into laughter—turns out she'd been napping in the wrong floor.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic's loading dock and noticed something odd scrawled on the wall in red paint: ‘Ascension Saint John Clinic: your health is our after-hours hobby.’ Curious, he googled it and found nothing. The next morning, when he mentioned it to his colleague, she laughed and said, 'Oh that? That's just what they write on clinics here.' Turns out, everyone thought it was a local joke.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s loading dock and noticed something unusual—a faint, sweet scent wafting through the air. Curious, he followed his nose inside and found himself in an empty hallway lit by soft, glowing lamps. Just as he was about to turn around, a friendly voice called out from behind a door: ‘Delivery here, ma’am!’ A nurse poked her head out and smiled warmly, explaining that their aromatherapy session had simply begun early. The delivery driver left with a newfound appreciation for late-night clinics—and maybe just a little bit of lavender-scented confusion.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s loading dock and noticed a small dog barking frantically from inside. Curious, he peered through the window but saw only empty rooms and quiet hallways. Just then, a voice called out from behind him: ‘Hey, you found my little escapee!’ A grinning receptionist appeared in the doorway, scratching her head. The delivery driver blinked, confused, until she added, “He’s been trying to get out since morning.” And with that, they both laughed, and the dog trotted off happily into the night.