About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Advanced Wound Therapy and noticed something peculiar—a faint humming sound coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he parked his truck and approached the building. The hum grew louder as he got closer, almost like an old record player skipping. As he peered through the window, he saw a man in scrubs dancing around with a syringe in one hand and a clipboard in another, singing along to some unknown tune. Startled, the delivery driver knocked on the door, which swung open revealing a beaming doctor who exclaimed, 'Ah, just testing our new wound-healing music therapy!' The delivery guy laughed it off, shook hands with everyone present—including a bemused-looking potted plant—and left, never mentioning what he'd seen until his next shift when he told a skeptical colleague: ‘It’s Advanced Wound Therapy, not Advanced Dance Party!’
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Advanced Wound Therapy and heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until he caught a whiff of something sweet yet strange.} Suddenly, he noticed a small sign on the wall reading ‘Closed for the Night.’ Startled, the driver knocked gently on the door, only to hear a muffled voice say, ‘Delivery? We’re not open!’ Turning around sheepishly, he realized it was just his neighbor playing a prank with a radio tuned to a distant station. The End.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Advanced Wound Therapy and found an oddly familiar box in the back of his truck. Curious, he opened it to discover a package addressed to himself—with no return address. Inside was a strange note: ‘Dear Self, please pick up your package from yourself.’ Confused but intrigued, he went inside only to find everyone there staring at their phones with big smiles. Turned out, someone had accidentally sent a batch of birthday cards to themselves!’
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Advanced Wound Therapy and saw an ominous sign above the entrance: ‘Closed for Emergency Treatments Only.’ Curious, he parked his truck and approached the door, only to hear faint laughter coming from inside. As he peeked through the window, he saw a group of nurses dancing around a patient who was laughing hysterically. One nurse exclaimed, 'This is our secret therapy session!' The delivery driver left quickly, deciding that some places are better off closed after hours.