Dillons

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In Dillons supermarket one morning, a regular noticed something peculiar in the produce section—a watermelon with an oddly carved smiley face. As he picked it up, the watermelon wobbled slightly and said ‘Hi!’ in a squeaky voice. Startled, everyone nearby burst out laughing. Turned out, a delivery driver had accidentally left his megaphone inside the melon while restocking.

2. One day in Dillons supermarket, an elderly lady shopping alone heard an unusual announcement over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention, everyone—we’ve just received a special shipment of talking bananas!’ Curious customers flocked around as the bananas chattered away, describing their exotic tropical adventures. A delivery driver joked, 'Next time we'll stock talking oranges!' The old lady smiled and whispered to her neighbor, 'Well, it beats the usual announcements about lost pets.'

3. In Dillons supermarket late one night, a delivery driver unloaded crates of oranges into the backroom. As he stacked them neatly, he overheard a strange whispering coming from behind the fruit aisle. Curious, he peeked around the corner and saw nothing but shadows dancing on the wall. Suddenly, an orange rolled out from under the shelves and landed right in front of him with a loud plop. Startled, he looked up just as another voice whispered, ‘Hey, watch where you’re going!’ Turns out it was only his neighbor, dozing off while stocking cans of beans.}

4. Late one night in Dillons supermarket, a delivery driver unloading boxes in the dairy aisle swore he heard someone laughing softly behind him. Curious, he turned around slowly—only to see an empty box wobbling on its side and giggling at him. Shaking his head with a smile, he finished his shift, convinced that Dillons had hired a new prankster ‘neighbor’.