About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Aspen Dental, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ it starts, ‘please note that today’s dental floss is extra strong—strong enough to tie your shoes!’ And then there’s always a pause, as everyone tries not to laugh out loud. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a box marked ‘Special Enamel Cleanser.’ He asked if anyone knew what it was for. A regular piped up, ‘It must be something new from Aspen Dental—maybe it can polish our cars too!’ Everyone burst into laughter, including the receptionist who just happened to be mixing some actual enamel cleaner in her coffee mug.
2. At Aspen Dental, patients often hear an unexpected voice on their way out the door. ‘Excuse me,’ says a friendly but slightly confused delivery driver, handing them a bag of freshly baked cookies. ‘I thought you might like something sweet after your cleaning.’ A few days later, an elderly gentleman walked in for his check-up. Afterward, he emerged with a cookie and a puzzled expression. ‘I don’t recall ordering these,’ he chuckled. The receptionist smiled warmly, replying, “That’s because they’re from our secret cookie delivery man!”
3. At Aspen Dental, there’s always something strange happening in the waiting room. One day, a regular asked curiously: 'Why does everyone keep whispering “Happy Birthday”?' Another patient, a delivery driver, leaned over and whispered back, ‘It’s your birthday today, but no cake!’ The regular laughed it off, thinking it was just another quirky Aspen Dental tradition.
4. At dawn, when most people are still dreaming, a delivery driver arrives at Aspen Dental with a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret.’ Inside, he finds an old toothbrush and some forgotten floss. Confused, he takes it upstairs where everyone is just waking up. 'Morning!' says one of the dentists. 'What’s in the box?' asks a sleepy receptionist. The delivery driver shrugs and replies, 'No idea, but I’m pretty sure it’s not for us.'