Southwest Washington Realty

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A realtor was showing a house when she noticed something odd. As they walked through the kitchen, she heard an unfamiliar voice whispering from behind the wall. Curious, she stopped and listened closer. The voice grew louder, saying, 'Excuse me, miss? Do you know where I can find the nearest grocery store?' Turns out, it was just a delivery driver trying to get directions.

2. A new listing had just gone up on the market, and the realtor was giving a tour to an enthusiastic buyer. Suddenly, halfway through the kitchen, her cell phone started playing an old folk song. The realtor looked puzzled, but then smiled sheepishly as she realized it was her ringtone for ‘Home Sweet Home.’ The potential buyer laughed heartily and said, ‘That’s perfect—this place feels like home already!’

3. A sign outside Southwest Washington Realty read: ‘For Sale: Happiness Guaranteed or Your Money Back.’ But no one knew what would happen next. One day, a delivery driver stopped by and asked if he could buy some happiness too. The realtor smiled and said, 'Certainly!' Then she gave him a box of donuts and wished him a great day. A few weeks later, an excited neighbor came running in, shouting, 'It worked! I’m happier than ever!' Turning to each other with laughter, they realized that happiness was never for sale—it was always free.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Southwest Washington Realty one morning with an unusual package. He asked curiously, 'Do you guys really sell happiness?' The realtor smiled and replied, ‘Well, not exactly, but we do help people find their dream homes.’ The delivery driver nodded thoughtfully before delivering his package. Later that day, a neighbor stopped by and joked, ‘So, did you finally sell some happiness?’ The realtor laughed and said, “Not yet, but I’m working on it!”