Consultorio médico de Yuncos

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to the clinic one morning and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why they call it Consultorio médico de Yuncos?’ She shook her head. He replied, ‘Because every time I come here, I get an unexpected diagnosis!’ The receptionist smiled and said, 'Maybe it's because your blood pressure always spikes when you're here!' The delivery driver laughed heartily and left, already planning his next visit to see what mystery awaited him.

2. A curious old man walked into the clinic one afternoon, carrying an enormous bag of groceries. He approached the counter and whispered something to the nurse, who promptly turned bright red. The nurse blushed so hard she thought her face might catch fire. ‘What did you say?’ she asked in a hushed voice. The old man smiled mysteriously and replied, 'Just that I brought your favorite dessert from the bakery down the street.' Everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing, including the doctor, who emerged from his office with a puzzled expression on his face.

3. A woman visiting her doctor in the small town of Yuncos noticed something peculiar on the ceiling above her bed. ‘Is that a bat?’ she whispered to herself, pointing upward. The doctor looked up and smiled. 'No, no,' he said gently, 'that’s just our resident bat, Alfonso. He helps keep the bugs away.' The patient giggled, feeling reassured. As she left, she overheard Alfonso whispering to another bat, ‘Another human scared off—mission accomplished!’

4. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a box full of medical supplies for Consultorio médico de Yuncos. As he unloaded the truck, he noticed something odd on the clinic’s parking lot—a strange, dusty suitcase left behind by someone long ago. As he opened it, out popped an old, grumpy-looking doll that started complaining about how cold it was. Turns out, it belonged to a little girl who used to live next door decades ago. Now, every time there’s a delivery, they find another forgotten toy or trinket from the past. So, the delivery guy jokes, ‘Guess we’re running the town’s memory clinic now!’