Kaiser Permanente

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Kaiser Permanente's loading dock and noticed something odd—a faint humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw rows of computers glowing softly, as if they were playing some secret game. As he watched, a cursor began dancing across the screen like a little ballerina. Startled, the driver knocked on the door, but no one answered. Finally, an old printer in the corner started printing out pages covered with random numbers and letters—obviously someone’s prank. Relieved and laughing, our hero drove off into the night, certain that he’d just witnessed the world’s most elaborate late-night office party.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Kaiser Permanente’s loading dock and noticed something odd in the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper with no return address. Curious, he opened it to find…nothing but a note that read: ‘To our valued patients, please accept our apologies for any inconvenience—we’ve run out of boxes.’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Kaiser Permanente’s loading dock and noticed an unusual sight—a shadowy figure in a white lab coat hurrying inside. Curious, he followed the figure through the dimly lit corridors until he found himself in front of an old fridge filled with expired samples. Just as he was about to leave, he overheard someone whispering, ‘Finally, some fresh specimens!’ Turns out, it was just a regular who mistook him for a janitor.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Kaiser Permanente’s loading dock and asked the security guard, ‘Hey, do you know where I can park my UFO?’ The guard looked puzzled for a moment, then grinned and replied, 'Oh, you must be new around here. Just park your flying saucer in the visitors' lot.' The next day, a neighbor saw a strange light in the sky and wondered if it was the same guy trying to figure out Earth's parking etiquette.