About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the early morning, a delivery driver parked his truck next to Kaiser Permanente and noticed something odd on the backseat of his car—a small wooden box wrapped in old newspaper. He opened it cautiously, revealing an ancient-looking teddy bear with mismatched eyes. Turns out, it belonged to a neighbor’s kid who had accidentally left it there days ago. The delivery driver grinned, thinking how Kaiser Permanente might handle such deliveries—with a smile and maybe some free cookies.
2. At night, a delivery driver parked his truck near Kaiser Permanente and noticed an eerie sign on the door: ‘Closed for Annual Time Machine Calibration.’ Curious neighbors started reporting hearing strange whirring sounds from inside. One day, a curious child asked their parent, ‘Mom, why does our doctor’s office close every year for time machine calibration?’ The parent replied with a straight face, ‘Well honey, it’s because Kaiser Permanente is actually the secret headquarters of Doctor Who!’ From then on, whenever anyone heard the whirring sound, they’d just wave and smile, knowing that somewhere in those walls, someone was fixing the TARDIS.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver parked his truck near Kaiser Permanente and saw something odd in the parking lot. Curious, he approached and noticed an old man doing yoga stretches next to his car. Turns out, it was just an enthusiastic senior citizen who parked there every evening for some late-night exercise. The delivery driver laughed, thinking to himself, ‘Next time I’ll check twice before assuming anything strange is happening.’
4. Late one night, a delivery driver parked his truck near Kaiser Permanente and found a mysterious package in his car's backseat. Curious, he opened it to find an old photo of a smiling baby with a note that read: ‘Found this in your truck—please return to sender.’ Turns out, it was just a prank from a neighbor who had a sense of humor.