Planned Parenthood

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when Planned Parenthood’s doors closed, a strange voice began echoing over its intercom: ‘Delivery for Dr. Smith—please come to reception.’ No one ever answered, but the messages continued late into the evening. Finally, one evening, an exhausted-looking delivery driver appeared at the door. He muttered, 'Dr. Smith, your package's been here since last week!' The staff laughed, realizing it was just another neighbor dropping off their forgotten parcel.

2. One morning, a delivery driver dropped off supplies and noticed an unusual note on the door: ‘Please leave your prayers here.’ Curious, he peeked inside and found dozens of tiny figurines—angels, fairies, and even teddy bears—lining the hallway shelves. Was it some new marketing campaign or just another urban legend? As days passed, more and more toys appeared. Soon enough, the clinic had become like a miniature toy store. A neighbor joked that they should rename it 'Playful Parenthood'. Eventually, someone from Planned Parenthood saw the humor in it and posted a sign: 'Donations Welcome, But Please No More Toys'.

3. In the early hours of dawn, when most clinics were quiet, a delivery driver dropped off supplies and found a mysterious note taped to the door. The note read: ‘Please deliver these packages with care—especially the ones marked “sensitive.” Signed, Your Secret Neighbor.’ The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and drove away, leaving behind only a puzzled smile on his face.

4. At closing time, an elderly gentleman approached the reception desk and asked, 'Excuse me, where can I get some advice on planting tomatoes?' The staff looked confused but kindly directed him outside. As he walked out, a delivery driver overheard his question and joked, ‘Sir, maybe you meant Planned PARENTHOOD!’ The old man replied with a twinkle in his eye, ‘No sonny, I just want to grow my own organic tomatoes.’ Everyone burst into laughter, including the usually serious clinic staff.