About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Chevron car wash, a regular noticed something odd one morning. As he waited for his vehicle to be cleaned, an announcement came over the loudspeaker: 'If your car is from Mars, please proceed directly to the exit.' Confused, our regular looked around and saw nothing out of place. Suddenly, a delivery driver chuckled and said, ‘That’s because it was a test!’ Turns out, Chevron had installed a new AI system that occasionally threw off-color jokes at customers. Everyone laughed, including the poor guy whose car got tagged as Martian—until another voice announced, “And remember, cars from Venus must pay extra!”
2. At Chevron car wash, a delivery driver noticed something strange one afternoon. While waiting for his turn, he kept glancing at the reflection in the wet windshield—only to see himself waving back. Confused and intrigued, the delivery driver stepped out of his truck to investigate. Just as he approached the entrance, another wave appeared from inside the car wash—this time from an old man drying his car. Turns out, the water had distorted their reflections so they were greeting each other’s doubles. They both laughed it off, shook hands, and became regulars ever since.
3. At Chevron car wash, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar one evening. As he stood in line, an eerie humming began, growing louder with each passing minute. Finally, the humming stopped as suddenly as it had started. The delivery driver looked around and saw a familiar face—his next-door neighbor, who happened to work there. ‘Hey,’ she smiled, “just testing out our new sound system.” He shook his head, smiling, thinking that maybe Chevron wasn’t just any old car wash after all.
4. At Chevron car wash, a little boy stared in amazement as his dad's car emerged from the tunnel, its windows suddenly glowing softly with neon colors. As they drove off, the boy turned to his dad and asked, ‘Dad, why does our car look like it’s wearing a disco suit now?’ His dad just smiled and said, ‘It’s not a suit, son—it’s just Chevron’s special night-light soap!’