About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while a delivery driver was unloading supplies, he noticed an eerie humming coming from inside Cereus Dental Care. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—just Dr. Cereus diligently working on a patient's teeth. Yet every time he left for even a moment, the humming grew louder until it seemed like the entire building vibrated. Finally, the delivery guy decided to stay put, listening intently. The humming turned out to be just Dr. Cereus singing along to his favorite oldies radio station. Relieved, the driver chuckled and thought, ‘At least now I know why patients always leave smiling!’
2. A sign outside Cereus Dental Care read: ‘Please remove your hat before entering.’ Curious customers began noticing that every patient who left without a hat ended up with a perfect smile. One day, an absent-minded professor walked in wearing his fedora. He emerged later, grinning from ear to ear—and completely bald. Turns out, they had a special attachment for hats too!
3. In the middle of the night, a neighbor heard a voice over Cereus Dental Care’s intercom: ‘Would you please stop chewing your pillow? It’s disturbing our patients.’ The next morning, a delivery driver asked the receptionist if they had received any unusual deliveries. She shook her head and replied, 'Only a box of tranquilizers for Dr. Cereus—maybe he needs them after that late-night visit.'
4. At closing time one day, a cleaning lady found a mysterious note on the door: 'Brush twice daily for optimal effect.' Curious, she left and saw that all the patients’ toothbrushes were neatly arranged outside. A regular patient, passing by, joked, ‘Guess Cereus Dental Care has a new marketing strategy!’ The next morning, everyone in town received a similar note with their name on it.’