Celebrity Tanning

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Celebrity Tanning, a regular always brought his own special lotion. One day, he accidentally left it on the counter—only for the bottle to mysteriously disappear every time someone new worked the register. Finally, one clever employee decided to hide the lotion in plain sight—a small bottle of water next to the cash register. The regular came back, saw the empty spot, and smiled knowingly. From then on, everyone at Celebrity Tanning knew whose lotion was really missing.

2. At Celebrity Tanning, customers often noticed an unusual smell in the air. A regular asked one day, ‘Could it be that new cleaning product they’re testing?’ ‘No,’ replied the manager with a smile, ‘it’s just our secret ingredient—a touch of sunshine and a pinch of mystery.’ The regular laughed, realizing it was probably something as simple as old tanning beds needing a good cleaning.

3. At Celebrity Tanning, a delivery driver once left a mysterious package on the parking lot. Curious customers approached it, but instead of suspicious wires or strange substances, they found a giant box of free sunscreen samples. Word quickly spread around town that Celebrity Tanning had a secret stash of freebies. A neighbor joked, ‘Next time maybe they’ll deliver a free tanning bed!’ But everyone was happy with their new sunscreen collection—until someone accidentally sprayed themselves in the eye and started dancing uncontrollably.

4. At Celebrity Tanning, a new sign appeared one morning: ‘Closed for VIP tanning session.’ Curious neighbors gathered outside, but no celebrities emerged. Only a single receipt blew out onto the street—with just one word scribbled on it: “Next.” Days later, an old man walked in and asked the receptionist, ‘Excuse me, is there still a VIP tanning session going on?’ She smiled and replied, ‘No sir, that was just a prank. But if you’d like, I can give you a regular tanning session today!’ The relieved man said, ‘Thank goodness! I thought I missed my important meeting!’