Physical Chiropractic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a young boy visiting his grandmother noticed something odd outside the Physical Chiropractic office. As he walked past, he heard an unusual clicking sound coming from inside—a noise like bones being adjusted without anyone present. Curious, the boy peered through the window and saw only empty rooms. Suddenly, a voice boomed out: ‘Aligning universe today!’ Startled, the boy ran back home and told his grandmother. She smiled and said, “That’s just Dr. Jenkins adjusting the world, not patients.” The end.

2. One day, as a delivery driver approached the Physical Chiropractic office, he heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please adjust your posture while exiting the building.’ Curious passersby looked up from their smartphones, wondering if they had been standing too long. As he walked out, the delivery driver noticed that everyone was indeed standing taller—even his usually slouching neighbor had straightened up. Smiling, he thought maybe it wasn’t such a bad place after all. Later that week, when another driver asked what happened there, he replied, ‘Just some guy telling people to stand up straight.’

3. A curious neighbor passing by the Physical Chiropractic building one afternoon saw something peculiar. As she walked her dog, she noticed that every time someone entered or left the clinic, the doorbell played not just any tune, but the exact same song from an old TV commercial. Curious about this oddity, another neighbor decided to test it out. She pretended to leave and heard the familiar jingle playing in the distance. Turning around, she caught a glimpse of herself reflected in the window—completely naked! The clinic’s receptionist had mistakenly set up the doorbell to play whenever anyone exited through the wrong door. Since then, everyone visiting Physical Chiropractic has been extra careful about which exit they choose.

4. A regular patient at Physical Chiropractic exclaimed one morning, ‘I feel like my spine is unscrewing itself!’ The doctor just smiled and nodded. Another day, another patient mentioned, ‘It feels like my backbone’s doing sit-ups!’ The doctor calmly replied, ‘That’s great! Just keep breathing normally.’ A delivery driver later joked, ‘Next time I’ll ask for a chiropractor who specializes in tight deadlines!’