About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Lapels Dry Cleaning, a regular customer noticed something peculiar one morning. While dropping off his suit for pressing, he overheard an odd announcement over the intercom: 'Attention please—your shirt is now smarter than you are!' Curious, our regular started asking around and discovered that every time someone picked up their cleaned clothes, they received a unique compliment. The delivery driver even reported that once, while handing over a suit, he heard the intercom say, ‘This gentleman’s tie knows exactly what it wants!’ Soon enough, everyone in the neighborhood was stopping by Lapels just to hear what their freshly pressed items had to say.
2. At Lapels Dry Cleaning, a delivery driver once heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Please return your shirts immediately if you’re not dead yet.’ Curious, he went inside and found only empty shelves and a note on the counter: 'Sorry for the confusion—we were out of formaldehyde.' A relieved delivery driver left with his shirts, never mentioning it again.
3. At Lapels Dry Cleaning, a neighbor passing by one day muttered under her breath, ‘I swear I saw that shirt move on its own!’ A few days later, an excited delivery driver rushed in, yelling, ‘Did you see my package just flew off the counter and landed on that lady’s head?!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that maybe Lapels wasn’t your ordinary dry cleaner after all.
4. At Lapels Dry Cleaning, a delivery driver once heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Please return your invisible shirts to the counter.’ The delivery driver looked around confused but noticed everyone else was smiling and nodding knowingly. He shrugged, took off his own shirt, and held it up—completely visible. Turned out, it was just another day at Lapels, where neighbors occasionally dropped off their invisibility suits for dry cleaning.