DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little girl pointed and giggled as she walked past DaVita Dialysis Clinic, her eyes fixed on something strange happening inside. A delivery driver paused mid-step, noticing an unusual shadow flickering through the window. The delivery driver leaned in closer, trying to catch a glimpse of what was causing the odd shadow. Suddenly, he saw a patient doing his morning exercises while watching cartoons on the TV above his dialysis machine. ‘That’s why they call it dial-a-vitamin,’ someone nearby whispered with a smile.

2. A neighborhood dog began visiting DaVita Dialysis every afternoon. As soon as he approached, patients would start laughing uncontrollably, despite their usual serious demeanor. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a smile and asked if anyone had seen his dog. Turned out, it was the same canine who’d been bringing joy to everyone’s treatments. The whole place erupted in laughter once more—even the usually stoic nurses cracked a grin.

3. A delivery driver noticed something odd one day: whenever he arrived at DaVita Dialysis with supplies, the receptionist would suddenly start humming an old folk song. Curious, the delivery driver asked her why she sang that particular tune every time. With a twinkle in her eye, the receptionist replied, 'Oh, that's just my secret song for good days.' Turns out, it was her favorite folk ballad from college, and everyone who worked there knew it by heart.

4. One night, a regular patient asked another: ‘Why does DaVita Dialysis seem so quiet—even the staff looks sleepy?’ Another patient whispered back, ‘I heard it’s because they’re actually cyborgs—programmed for efficient dialysis and naps.’ They both laughed, realizing that maybe DaVita was just a place where everyone knew your kidneys’ schedule—and their own.