BioDesign Wellness Center | Functional Medicine Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning hours, a delivery driver pulled up to the BioDesign Wellness Center. Something unusual caught his attention—a soft humming sound coming from inside, like an orchestra tuning its instruments before a concert. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only dim lights and quiet figures moving around. Suddenly, one of them turned towards him with a friendly wave, revealing a pair of glasses that looked like they were made out of crystals. The delivery driver laughed softly, realizing it was just another late-night session of crystal-healing meditation—nothing more than a quirky local tradition.

2. In the quiet of late afternoon, a delivery driver approached the loading dock with his usual packages. But as he opened the back door of his truck, something unusual caught his eye—a small, unmarked bottle among the boxes. Curious, he picked it up and noticed an odd label: ‘Functional Hydration Blend.’ He shook his head, wondering if anyone else had seen it.} As he sipped the mysterious liquid, he felt a sudden surge of energy—followed by an intense craving for kale chips. Turns out, someone had accidentally mixed up the samples in the lab. The delivery driver ended up becoming BioDesign’s unofficial ambassador, recommending their functional hydration blend to everyone from neighbors to mailmen.

3. At nightfall, an exhausted delivery driver parked outside the BioDesign Wellness Center. As he unloaded packages, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please be mindful of your chakras while carrying these boxes.’ Confused, the driver looked around but saw no one. Shrugging it off as his imagination, he continued working. Later that evening, his neighbor knocked on his door and asked if everything was okay—she’d heard him muttering something about balancing energy fields while loading boxes.

4. At dawn, a delivery driver grumbled as he unloaded boxes. ‘Why does everything happen here?’ As the sun rose, an old neighbor walked by and asked curiously, 'What’s in those crates?' The driver sighed, ‘Who knows? Maybe they’re just sending us more vitamins or something.’ They both laughed, realizing that BioDesign must be up to its usual tricks.