About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Planned Parenthood Mar Monte with something unusual in his truck—a crate of live ducks. He claimed they were for a local farm, but no one could quite believe him. As he unloaded the crate, a small yellow duck waddled out and started quacking at the receptionist. Everyone burst into laughter, including the usually serious staff members. Turns out, it was just another day at Planned Parenthood Mar Monte—except for the feathered visitors.
2. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the reception desk and asked, ‘Excuse me, do you have any pamphlets on how to plant marrows?’ The staff looked puzzled but kindly directed him to gardening resources. A few days later, a delivery driver arrived with a crate of mysterious seeds labeled ‘Mar Monte Special’. When asked what they were for, he grinned sheepishly and explained, ‘For your marrow planting guide, sir!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another well-meaning mistake.
3. At dawn one autumn morning, a local jogger stumbled upon an unusual sight outside Planned Parenthood Mar Monte. A small bird kept chirping insistently near the entrance, as if trying to deliver a message. Curious, the jogger approached and noticed that the bird was carrying a tiny note in its beak. Unfolding it carefully, they read: ‘Free pregnancy tests today—come inside!’ Startled laughter followed, as everyone knew PPMM only offered appointments. The bird then flew off, leaving behind a puzzled but amused delivery driver who’d just arrived for his shift.
4. At midnight, a security guard patrolling the parking lot heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he approached the entrance only to find everything dark and quiet. Suddenly, a voice whispered from behind, ‘Don’t worry, it’s just our new air-conditioning unit!’ The guard jumped, then laughed nervously as he realized the hum was coming from the ventilation system. From that day on, whenever anyone mentioned strange noises, everyone joked that Planned Parenthood Mar Monte had installed the loudest fridge in town.