About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Elite Internal Medicine and noticed something odd: every time he approached the building, it seemed like the clock on the wall was ticking slightly faster than usual. Curious, he mentioned it to no one in particular, but soon other staff members began noticing the same thing too. Finally, after much discussion, they realized that the clock was actually synchronized with the doctor’s coffee machine—whenever someone poured another cup, the timer reset itself! The whole office had been worrying for nothing, except maybe a minor caffeine shortage.
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Elite Internal Medicine and said, ‘I’ve never seen so many patients here before—must be flu season!’ But as he looked closer, he realized everyone had exactly the same expression on their faces.’ As he watched, they all simultaneously reached for their phones and started scrolling through social media. Turns out, it was just another boring Tuesday at Elite Internal Medicine—a daily dose of memes instead of medicine.
3. One afternoon, as a delivery driver approached Elite Internal Medicine, he heard an urgent announcement over the intercom: 'Attention patients—your cholesterol levels are on strike!' Curious, the delivery driver looked around and saw everyone in the waiting room whispering excitedly into their smartphones. Turns out, it was just a viral meme that had gone haywire. The doctor eventually emerged with a smile, explaining it was ‘just another day at Elite’—and everyone laughed heartily.
4. One night, a delivery driver approached Elite Internal Medicine and asked aloud, 'Why does everyone here look so serious even when they’re checking in for internal medicine?' Just then, an elderly patient shuffled out, muttering under his breath, ‘I thought I’d be seeing a doctor, not being processed like customs!’ The delivery driver laughed and replied, ‘Welcome to Elite Internal Medicine—where every visit feels like a diplomatic mission.’