About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In a small town in Ohio, an old man named Mr. Jones walked into Simister Orthodontics one morning, only to discover a strange package on the reception desk. Curious, he opened it and found… something that made him laugh so hard, he almost forgot why he came. Inside was a tiny boxing glove with a note reading: ‘For your next orthodontic appointment.’ The old man looked around suspiciously but no one seemed to notice his laughter. As he left, a delivery driver whispered to his neighbor: “I guess Dr. Simister knows how to keep patients entertained.”
2. In a quiet neighborhood of Chicago, every morning around sunrise, a delivery driver would arrive at Simister Orthodontics with a mysterious package. No one knew what it contained or why only he had the key to unlock that door. One day, an excited neighbor knocked on the door and asked if they could finally see inside. The doctor smiled mysteriously and said, 'Just wait until tomorrow's delivery.' Turns out, the package was always just a box of donuts.
3. At night, when everyone else had gone home, a janitor started hearing strange noises coming from inside Simister Orthodontics. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only shadows moving around. Turned out it was just an orthodontic dummy practicing its smile for Halloween. The next morning, nobody believed his story until they saw the costume in the reception area.
4. At Simister Orthodontics, patients often wonder aloud: ‘Why does the receptionist keep humming that same tune?’ It turns out she’s been practicing for an audition, and every now and then, a regular or a delivery driver would join in, thinking it was part of the treatment. The whole place became known as the town’s unofficial karaoke clinic—until one day, a neighbor walked in with a sore throat and never left.