About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Vern Eide Mitsubishi and muttered under his breath, ‘Why does it always rain when I’m here?’ Before he could finish his sentence, the sky opened up, drenching him instantly. Just then, an old neighbor walked by with his umbrella and chuckled, ‘See? That’s what happens when you curse the weather!’ The delivery guy sheepishly smiled and shook his head, realizing maybe Vern Eide Mitsubishi wasn’t so unlucky after all.
2. One day, an old neighbor walked into Vern Eide Mitsubishi and asked the salesman, ‘Do you ever wonder why your dealership is always so quiet on Thursdays?’ The salesman shrugged, puzzled. The old neighbor smiled and replied, 'Because that's when all the cars go home for the weekend!' Everyone in the showroom burst out laughing, realizing it was just another one of those quirky Vern Eide Mitsubishi Thursday traditions.
3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Vern Eide Mitsubishi and asked the receptionist with a puzzled look: ‘Did you guys ever get that talking car?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'No, never heard of it.' The delivery driver shook his head and said, 'Strange, because I delivered it last week!' They both laughed, and the driver left, muttering something about talking cars being more trouble than they’re worth.
4. A delivery driver stopped by Vern Eide Mitsubishi one rainy afternoon with a mysterious package. As he approached the reception desk, he whispered something oddly familiar to the receptionist’s ear. The receptionist raised an eyebrow but nodded discreetly. Later that evening, as everyone had gone home, she found a small envelope under her desk. Inside was a single business card and a note reading: ‘Thanks for your help today—come visit anytime.’ The next morning, a new coffee machine appeared in the lobby, accompanied by another anonymous note: “Now you can stay awake through our sales pitches!”